THE EYES!

Woahhh

Hey there

Its been quite some time. Obviously I have some more gems on my mind. K so bear with me for this first one. Some people claim its 80% paranoia and 20% real, but everyday i walk down the street, i come in contact with numerous people who are either staring me down (like i have a problem of sorts), checking me out (ya im a stud but nbd) or just looking at me like they know me and it creeps me the fuck out.  Mind your own business. Ya, my eyes wander too, I check out hot girls and funny shit that passes my way, but honestly, dont make me feel uncomfortable for no apparent reason other than your own personal pleasure. 

Anyways, hope you kinda understand what im talking about.

Otherwise im probably nuts

Bump In Fly Of Pants That Looks Like A Boner

quick rant here... you know when you're wearing jeans or any other rigid pant with a zipper fly, and when you sit down it kinda causes a fold in the groin region that mimics the look of a boner? if your a guy, you probably know what I'm talking about. not much to say other than its annoying, i guess potentially kinda funny, but its can cause awkwardness in certain situations. not much can be done to avoid it, but im going to look into it....

BIG Sunglasses

My beef is with girls who wear big shades that cover the majority of their face. i understand the big sunglass trend for girls and i do think that they look hot on most girls; however, i do not like the idea/possibility that anything could be concealed behind those massive shades. this poses many problems for the everyday creep who's trying to check out girls walking by. there have been times when i have seen a girl from afar who seemed attractive, but when she took her giant shades off it was a whole other story. the issue is that the area being shielded by these massive sun-G's is important territory... anything could be hiding behind those sunglasses and there is no way for you to knoww! consequently, guys have to be weary about making judgements about a woman's looks when big shades are in the mix. next time you meet a seemingly hot girl wearing large shades, get her to take them off before you ask her out to dinner.

Buzz Kills

Once again this relates to watching tv. I dont know about you but i watch the tube for entertainment of sorts whether it be sports, tv shows, or movies etc. Id say that this is a form of entertainment that shouldnt be abused. Commercials are one thing (see below ha) and i dont mind watching a few shwag fast food and beer commercials here and there, but its the ultimate BUZZ KILL when your forced to watch a commercial about dying monkeys in the world, or starving families (with images of malnurished kids in africa). Im not that ruthless obviously, and Im glad to support charities, organizations and even the homeless (even though theyre lazy fucks who can do more than sit around and ask for money). But i dont need 30 seconds or a minute of the most gruesome shit in the middle of my wonderful afternoon baseball game. It just should be allowed. There are many other forms of advertisement and you should use these outlets instead of wasting millions of dollars on TV commercials that bring people down.

Amen.

Never Underestimate!

This one really gets me going. So your casually on a stroll, enjoying the town, beautiful day.  Your only intentions were a simple walk, but now your on the main strip, and all the stores and boutiques stare you down as you walk by.  Since they set up Window Displays to ATTRACT CUSTOMERS, its not far fetched to have the sudden urge to check out some new gear, see whats hot (style wise) on the streets these days.  Now you've finally convinced yourself to go into a couple stores, keeping in mind that your dressed as an average joe. No more, No Less.  Upon entering this high-end retail store (Harry Rosens, Boss, Holts etc) you notice the employees (REMEMBER: theyre job is to serve you, not to make you uncomfortable) keep an eye on you, wherever you go. Just in case those thousands of dollars on high tech security systems fails them?  You go up to the second floor, the same employee is following you up the escalator.  Either hire security to do this job, or approach the customer and ask if you can help them and make yourself of some actual use.  My point here, It is not up to them to decide who is or who isnt a worthy customer.  I simply dont give a shit because they are selling clothing on the floor of a retail store downtown, and if I feel like it, I can spend 5 times your weekly fucking paycheck when I feel like it.  

Its even worse when your in a smaller store which only has a couple Employees or even only one on the ground floor.  If I walked in as a so called "Average Joe" in my 20's at the same time as a 40-50 Year old man, guess who's going to get served first.  

To me, thats an utter disgrace. I want to write down your joke of a name on your silly hurting name tag and call the Head Offices and let them know how big of a deadbolt idiot you are.

Treat everyone the same

Nobody is better than the next person.

Commercials!

We all know how it works, tv shows make money selling out advertisement slots, some bullshit here and there, alot of money flows, and then poof, commercials come on! WOAH!

Okay so now i have a couple issues. Firstly, huge multi million/billion dollar companies spend unheard of amounts of money on advertising, and come up with some of the worst, most ridiculous shit ive ever seen in my entire life. Notable Subway (the sandwich company) and theyre ability to make the most confusing, obscene, retarded commercials ever.  These forms of advertisment are treacherous. They hurt my ears and eyes and make me hate television even more.   Furthermore, there should be legal restricition or some sort of rule that enforces that a commercial cannot be played more than once in a 2 minute break of a television show or sporting event (or american idol if ur a homes).

Ive watched numerous sporting events where I become absolutely livid based on the advertising that exists in between stops in play.  

AND YOU GET EVEN MORE FUCKED OVER WHEN YOU HAVE TO WATCH LOCAL NETWORKING AND END UP SEEING THE ALL TIME WORST ADS THAT END UP BEING ALMOST PATHETIC (youtube flea market montgomery) and you'll understand.

Lesson to be learned. -->PVR!

Unreal Expectations

Girls and Guys are totally different and have different expectations especially when it comes to tapping/hooking up. the term "no strings attached" gets thrown around too casually theses days. guys have an easy time hooking up randomly without allowing feelings into the equation; however, the same cannot be said for chicks. some girls like to trick guys, as well as themselves, into thinking that they can consistently hook up with the same guy and not become attached. terms such as "friends with benefits" or "fuck buddies" are used to describe this phenomenon. while this is all well and good for guys, girls are unable to adhere to such emotional restraint. therefore, most of these arrangements result in the girl wanting more than was originally agreed upon, putting the dude in a tough spot. the breaking point occurs when this becomes blatantly obvious to the guy even though he would most likely want to continue the relationship under the original agreement. at this point there are really only two options. the first and most common being a blatant termination. the second option is to allow the maturation from fuck buddies to a legit relationship. either way, women have to stop pretending that they can act the same as guys, because they cant. it is not my intention to rag on women or even claim that they are lesser beings; however it is a fact that men and women are differnet (most obvious proof being the addition or subtraction of a dick) and therefore women should never cliam that they have the same expectaions as guys.

Men of the world be warned!

Chatty Cabbies and Massage Therapists

You not what really grinds my gears... Cab drivers, or even massage therapists who fancy themselves conversationalists. whats the deal with that. here i am driving home from the airport in a taxi, tired as shit and not in any sort of mood to be talking to a total stranger, when out of the blue the cabbie strikes up a convo. i am all for being nice, but common. I'm just trying to get where i need to go and your getting paid to take me there, not to become my new friend. same goes for masseuses. all i want is a nice relaxing massage, but then you have to go and ruin it by talking to me, making me feel compelled to respond, and worse continue the conversation. there should be a button in cabs that when pushed informs the cab driver that your down for some dialog, otherwise silence should be the standard. in conclusion, those in service industries who deal face to face with their customers should understand the awkwardness that follows any sort of unneccessary converstaion. in this man's opinion silence is golden.

Bouncers @ Clubs

So you didnt get into the police academy, and no other private security companies are going to hire you because for the most part your out of control roid monkeys who have the shortest temper.  Now why does that give you the right to be absolutely ridiculous and obscene now that you finally have some power while nobodys watching you. If you have a guestlist, fucking use it. Do you think people spend their time making one so their friends have to wait outside even if the club is FUCKING EMPTY.

Usually Im throwing the jam so I never have to deal with that shit, and I work with bouncers who are genuinely stand up individuals. But when you step outside of that bubble, and try and experience a different scene, it becomes a joke and it makes you never ever want to deal with that shit again.  If i had to recap my night, the highlight was a shitty long line, and second to that was an average party and I spent wayyyy to much on booze.

Oops

Casual Appearances

Its one thing if its occasional, and its out of the blue and your surprised and excited to see someone. But just because someone happens to live on the street that you walk on daily doesnt give you the right to stop by every single time you go by the door, or even 20% of the time for that matter.

Send a fucking message, Call someone, or inquire.  People actually do things you know. Work, Clean, Relax and enjoy their own company (jerk off) from time to time and your random drop-bys dont make anything better except increase hatred towards yourself.

Trucks aka Fucks on the Highway

Alright. This one is fairly simple. Trucks should never be allowed entry into the far left lane on the highway. They sit behind a wheel all day long and you'd think they'd develop some highway 'manners' or some form of system, but they dont at all. Maybe its because theyre from the middle of bumfuck georgia but its not that difficult. They casually cruise into the left lane to pass a truck thats going just as slow and create the infamous "truck sandwich" which totally sewers every other car on the road that has the ability to go at a sane speed. Oh yah, and those new limiters that theyre going to add on to their vehicles to make the maximum speed limit 105 kph, oh joy.

For once we should take advice from the Germans, Autobahn styles.