THE EYES!

Woahhh

Hey there

Its been quite some time. Obviously I have some more gems on my mind. K so bear with me for this first one. Some people claim its 80% paranoia and 20% real, but everyday i walk down the street, i come in contact with numerous people who are either staring me down (like i have a problem of sorts), checking me out (ya im a stud but nbd) or just looking at me like they know me and it creeps me the fuck out.  Mind your own business. Ya, my eyes wander too, I check out hot girls and funny shit that passes my way, but honestly, dont make me feel uncomfortable for no apparent reason other than your own personal pleasure. 

Anyways, hope you kinda understand what im talking about.

Otherwise im probably nuts

Bump In Fly Of Pants That Looks Like A Boner

quick rant here... you know when you're wearing jeans or any other rigid pant with a zipper fly, and when you sit down it kinda causes a fold in the groin region that mimics the look of a boner? if your a guy, you probably know what I'm talking about. not much to say other than its annoying, i guess potentially kinda funny, but its can cause awkwardness in certain situations. not much can be done to avoid it, but im going to look into it....

BIG Sunglasses

My beef is with girls who wear big shades that cover the majority of their face. i understand the big sunglass trend for girls and i do think that they look hot on most girls; however, i do not like the idea/possibility that anything could be concealed behind those massive shades. this poses many problems for the everyday creep who's trying to check out girls walking by. there have been times when i have seen a girl from afar who seemed attractive, but when she took her giant shades off it was a whole other story. the issue is that the area being shielded by these massive sun-G's is important territory... anything could be hiding behind those sunglasses and there is no way for you to knoww! consequently, guys have to be weary about making judgements about a woman's looks when big shades are in the mix. next time you meet a seemingly hot girl wearing large shades, get her to take them off before you ask her out to dinner.